Dear Tobias Moers, my dear German friend, this is Jeremiah Clarkson and I would like to give you a few words of advice on how to succeed at Aston Martin. It’s rather simple dear boy, be more British. I am not a xenophobe, I have many British friends who can vouch for my narrow-minded views. […]
Jeremiah Clarkson No, I Will Not Buy A Manual Porsche 911… Ever!
When I read that Porsche is planning to launch a manual edition of the 911 I chocked on my morning Kopi Luwak coffee. I sat there on my Charla dining chair in my fabulously expensive, minimalist designer kitchen and turned to my private chef and said aloud, “HOW SO?”. As I digested my £800 pancake […]
I really do believe senior executives at Jaguar Land Rover, (haw-haw) want to be the first in line to be rewarded with a Knighthood for acting responsibly during the Covid-19 Pandemic. But I feel it’s all an act on their part. When the World Health Organisation declared Covid-19 had gone Pandemic on March 13 Jaguar […]
Hyundai’s continued silence over racist behavior from deranged Chelsea FC supporters is a fucking disgrace. Fuck Hyundai for their continued sponsorship of Chelsea FC, a football club that is far too often linked to far-right factions and racist soccer fans. Hyundai should walk away as their reputation is being continually eroded by doing nothing. By […]
We really don’t know what the marketing and PR teams over at Hyundai UK are thinking. With Hyundai’s continued sponsorship/partnership of Chelsea FC the company is normalising fan racism and anti Semitism by not addressing the root causes or even making a public denouncement. They are meant to be targeting fans to sell more cars […]