by , 29th Sep 20 11:08 pm

Cher Thierry, bienvenue en Angleterre, bienvenue dans la jungle mate. Vous êtes en effet le dernier d’une lignée de VIP de l’industrie automobile britannique. Je sais que nos habitudes britanniques sont quelque peu en contradiction avec les sensibilités culturelles élégantes et raffinées des Français. Par exemple, la grande cuisine britannique. Ne vous laissez pas berner […]

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by , 11th Aug 20 3:03 pm

Dear Tobias Moers, my dear German friend, this is Jeremiah Clarkson and I would like to give you a few words of advice on how to succeed at Aston Martin. It’s rather simple dear boy, be more British. I am not a xenophobe, I have many British friends who can vouch for my narrow-minded views. […]

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by , 30th Apr 20 12:53 pm

When I read that Porsche is planning to launch a manual edition of the 911 I chocked on my morning Kopi Luwak coffee. I sat there on my Charla dining chair in my fabulously expensive, minimalist designer kitchen and turned to my private chef and said aloud, “HOW SO?”. As I digested my £800 pancake […]

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by , 15th Apr 20 1:33 pm

I really do believe senior executives at Jaguar Land Rover, (haw-haw) want to be the first in line to be rewarded with a Knighthood for acting responsibly during the Covid-19 Pandemic. But I feel it’s all an act on their part. When the World Health Organisation declared Covid-19 had gone Pandemic on March 13 Jaguar […]

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by , 23rd Dec 19 9:28 pm

Hyundai’s continued silence over racist behavior from deranged Chelsea FC supporters is a fucking disgrace. Fuck Hyundai for their continued sponsorship of Chelsea FC, a football club that is far too often linked to far-right factions and racist soccer fans. Hyundai should walk away as their reputation is being continually eroded by doing nothing. By […]

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