Nikita The donkey Mazepin
Nikita ‘The Donkey’ Mazepin Sends Privileged Warning To Mick Schumacher
Formula One

The privileged son of a billionaire, Nikita ‘The Donkey’ Mazepin hasn’t covered himself in glory since his father bought him a seat to drive for the Hass F1 Team. Nikita ‘The Donkey’ Mazepin has proved he is as slow as a donkey and drives like one. He drives in a privileged manner, barely keeping to the basic on-track code of conduct. And his conduct on track is of an individual without any sense of self-awareness or responsibility. He gives the impression of residing within his own privileged, champagne-fueled world. And he hasn’t set the F1 world alight except for igniting the ire of his fellow competitors. At the Azerbaijan Grand Prix, his sense of privilege was on full display.

At the restart, with two laps to go, Mazepin and his teammate were locked in an inter-team battle on the high-speed main straight. Mazepin was ahead of his teammate, Mick Schumacher. The German had picked up a tow and as he was about to close in and pass Mazepin weaved at the last minute. Schumacher was incensed by what he saw as dangerous driving which could have ended in a bad accident.

But privileged Mazepin didn’t see it that way. Of the incident, Maezpin claimed the change of direction at high speed was purely a misjudgment. We’re not going to include what Mazepin said because clearly, having read the transcript, it is total and utter garbage bullshit. But he did say:

“…it’s very important that he (Mick Schumacher) doesn’t expect to have it too easy.”

It is delusional for the privileged son of a billionaire to expect others not to “have it too easy”. Mazepin’s whole life has been nothing other than easy. He got a seat in Formula One because his father’s money made it easy for him. And the fact that he did not get reprimanded by the race stewards for his dangerous driving is weirdly odd and another example of his easy privileged life.

Mick Schumacher is under no illusions nor is he delusional. Speaking about the incident in the build-up to the French Grand Prix he said:

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“If it happens again, probably there will be harsher consequences. But also in that case, probably because it was an incident that happened between team mates it’s probably kept more internally than being out-spoken and kind of dealt from and with the race directors or stewards.”

“But as I said, I think that if it happens again, surely it will be addressed towards the stewards and the race director.”

“In the moment it was rather confusing, in a way, because I was not expecting it at all, especially between teammates.”

“Obviously I understand it’s the last lap, we’ll fight. But if you come in such a tow you have, [and] all what is left basically in terms of battery and then you use everything and there’s no stopping.”

“The only way you stop somebody is by scaring him or pushing into the wall. And obviously, he tried to do that. I, in fairness, kept my foot down. So I got by him anyway.”

We apologise for the poor photoshopping.

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