JerryRigEverything Takes A First Look At The Electric Hummer SUV
JerryRigEverything, known for earning a living by destroying mobile phones is taking a first look at the all-electric Hummer SUV. Reservations for the exclusive $105k First Edition models are full, customer deliveries are scheduled for Q1 2023. Entry-level models start at $80k and for that you get 625bhp and up to 7,400 LB-FT of torque, 250 miles of range and a whole lot of SUV. But you can only reserve your order at a cost of $100 and deliveries are not scheduled until 2024.
So GMC has enlisted JerryRigEverything to give you an online tour, to lure you to the Hummer EV online portal, and hopefully accumulate a bunch of sales. But Hummer EV does carry around baggage. As you are aware it is directly descended from the Humvee, a military vehicle used to effect America’s foreign policy goals. The Humvee represents imperialism wrapped up in a flag of freedom.
Most people will not give a damn, it’s simply “me want Hummer EV, take money, buy-buy”. And you know what, despite the ghost of imperialism we’re going to reserve one online right now! Hummer take my money now-now!