Resurgent ISIS Returns Posing As Friendly Drag Racing Militia

Just when you thought the nightmare was over ISIS has returned, this time posing as a drag racing militia in an attempt to beat a more friendly drum to easily persuaded converts. The mission? quite possibly a recruitment drive to establish an supercar Caliphate somewhere in jerkwater USA. ISIS has unlimited funds to buy the mother of all supercar garages because they are backed by Saudi Arabia and Qatar (and by proxy the West – that’s you and me bro).

The game was given away when by lead drag racing militia, Jonny Lieberman, who is sporting a heavy beard, a classic ISIS fashion statement. The group drag test features some of the finest supercars on the planet.

The next group test will see these supercars transformed into Technical Vehicles with PK Machine Guns mounted to the roof.

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