World’s Most Expensive SUV’s Reviewed by Supercar Blondie

Supercar Blondie, an Australian who resides in Dubai is one of those super Youtube stars who has become minted thanks to YouTube’s algorithm and advertising based partnership program. And what are we here at DCB HQ doing? earning peanuts while watching YouTubers earn millions? There is no justice in the world. Reviewing cars is a high paying job these days. But to become highly paid and therefore minted one has to have that star quality.

Long ago we here at DCB HQ reasoned that we neither have the natural looks or star quality to become YouTubers let alone YouTube stars so never really started a Youtube channel of any worth. So as we continue to live in poverty Supercar Blondie continues to increase her subscriber base which alerts YouTube’s algorithms to divert millions in advertising revenue towards Supercar Blondie’s bank account.

There truly is no justice in this world. Nevermind, it is what it is. Watching expensive SUV’s being tested is really tiring work. Blondie gets behind the wheel of a $500,000 Rolls Royce Cullinan and later meets up with friends who are driving a $700,000 Mercedes G Wagon. Meanwhile back on planet DCB HQ, we’re back working in the office, which means face masks and public transport when it’s time to go home.

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