Daily Car Blog Visually Bans The BMW 4 Series Coupe
Just as we were coming round to all things bright and glorious BMW, just as we were beginning to believe again, BMW slaps us hard in the face with the 4 Series Coupe. So hard we couldn’t blink for days. The 4 Series Coupe is an executive decision gone wrong. It is hideous looking from any angle. The only merit we felt it deserved was a visual ban. We here at DCB HQ go through a rigorous debate before issuing a visual ban on any vehicle. We do not take such matters lightly.
A visual ban goes against every democratic institution and way of thinking, it is an erosion of freedom, like having a Google account. But we didn’t put ourselves into this position, BMW did with the 4 Series Coupe. A design so vile it will go down in history as a crime against the very values of design decency.
To date, only one other car has been issued with a visual ban… the BMW 2 Series. A senior spokesperson for the mysterious organisation, The Daily Car Blog, said:
“man.. BMW comes right outta’ a comic book”.