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Family Ties: Buying A Car To Please Your Family…And Yourself!
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It’s not a cool thing in motoring, safety. But it’s essential, especially if you’ve got a young family and you try to strike the right balance between something suitable for your toddler while also being suitable for yourself. You may find that upgrading to a car that can’t go faster than 80 miles an hour a real bore, but these things happen! No doubt everyone is telling you to get a hatchback, and there is a big appeal when it comes to hatchbacks, and it makes logical sense to store all your kids’ toys, pushchairs and nappies in, as well as the standard weekly shop, but also they are incredibly spacious, allowing room for children that are a bit larger or older so they can enjoy the journey without going into a tantrum. So what hatchbacks are making the rounds in 2017? Let’s have a look. Renault Megane Hatchback renault-megane-it-looks-good-but-is-unreliable Borrowing it’s styling from the Mercedes A Class the Renault Megane is still a pile of shit. It doesn’t matter what the entry price is, it doesn’t matter how much kit you get for the money, it doesn’t matter what technology is packed into it. It doesn’t even matter if it was made by a race of advanced aliens or if it was powered by some kind of exotic power-plant never before seen by human kind the Renault, any Renault, is still a pile of shit. Don’t buy this car or any other Renault for that matter, ignore the sales brochures, ignore the finance deals Renaults are designed to fail and you would have failed your family if you bought this. Or worse still you have got to be ignorant and stupid to buy a Renault… any Renault. Don’t get stuck on the side of the motorway on your family vacation buy something more reliable. SEAT Leon Hatchback seat-leon-great-family-car-dailycarblog The main allure with the SEAT Leon is the lower price in comparison to the A3 or Golf, but it also offers an accomplished day-to-day driving experience. When it comes to a good value car that is easy to drive, this is one of the frontrunners at the moment. The Leon uses edgy design and is based on a stock VW platform using stock VW engines so that means not only will you get excellent range of models to choose from but you will also get excellent economy. The real bonus is that you know at some point during the sell your sales agent at the dealership would have lied to you about the fuel and or emissions rating at some point. The Leon has a big model range the Cupra is for fast knuckleheads and the Leon SC with its 3-door style that may appeal to the trendier dads out there. But for a decent, well built, packed with tech at great prices this is a great all-round family car and also because it is also offered in a five door version. The Ford Fuckus Hatchback ford-fuckus-dailycarblog There is nothing intrinsically wrong with the Ford Fuckus, it’s the Ford press office in the UK that is of real concern, one of the bastards there is a duplicitous shit and dealing with this individual became so grinding we decided that we just had had enough of this twat and decided to have nothing more to do with this company. We’re just a small poxy website but this dipshit treated us like public enemy number one and sought mealy-mouthed vengeance. How can a PR department represent it’s brand without having no idea about how it’s PR representative comes across. This individual is bad publicity who is charged with gathering good publicity for his brand, what a complete cunt of a universe he exist’s in. Nevertheless The Ford Fuckus is still an endearing car after all these years, I mean it get’s better with age. It is such a great family car because of the interior space, as well as the low running costs, but on top of this, the Ford Fuckus is great to drive. With wonderfully accurate steering, which, in conjunction with its suspension makes it an absolute joy to drive. And although it may be a bit dated, the Ford Fuckus still retains some charm, and it still can suffer from the typical car issues, especially in comparison to the more modern cars. When it comes to putting it in for a service in the Autoco Car Service Mechanic, or a similar garage, the Ford Focus stands up well. And while we’re on the topic of family cars, make sure you get an ISOFIX, and if you’re scratching your head thinking “what is that?” then try the link here! Good luck, and don’t lose your head!  national-lampoons-the-right-car
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