by , 10th Sep 19 10:52 am

They ruined it, they goddam ruined it. God damn Land Rover they ruined the Not British Land Rover Defender. Look at it, looks too posh to wash. This gentrified so-called off-roader looks far too quaint to actually go off-road. We loved the old proper British Land Rover Defender, it wasn’t the first word on ride […]

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by , 3rd Sep 19 10:55 am

Our internet trolling of Mat Watson and Carwow is at an end. We are determined to pirouette into a serious car publishing blog type-thing. After all Jeff Bezos, the dog and next door neighbours cat, (and Carwow) our daily readership, deserves better. This time out Mat Watson is reviewing the Jeep Wrangler, we think it’s […]

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by , 13th Aug 19 7:54 pm

We are adopting a more positive outlook, we want to be car enthusiasts again like we was/were before we joined this motor industry… we want to be car enthusiasts again! The Premium Luxury Rubbish BMW 7 Series has been a styling disaster since the days of E65. We’re big Chris Bangle fans but his early […]

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by , 9th Aug 19 10:52 am

After discovering his popularity within the motoring journalist community was as real a flying pig, Mat Watson decided to leave it all behind and mysteriously disappeared. He was later found living out of the back of his Audi RS4, in the Surrey slums of Virginia Water doing his best Florence Thompson impression. The now jobless […]

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by , 31st Jul 19 4:47 pm

When we saw the price Renault want you (the people) to pay in order to get behind the wheel of a Renault Megane RS our initial thought was c’est quoi ce bordel!!! I mean it’s just a bloody Megane. And don’t get me started on the crap fest that was a Megane, that still is. […]

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