Red Bull’s Mad Dog Marko Brags About Plan To Commit Mass Murder

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Mad Dog by name and now confirmed as being truly mad by nature. Let me add that Mad Dog Marko is not planning nor intending to commit mass murder, the headlines are deliberately over the top to emphasis the lunatic thinking that goes on in the dastardly mind of Mad Dog Helmet Marko. The Mad Dog is some kind of Red Bull employee, we don’t know what his purpose is for or what he does other than to bark honest from the gut opinions to whoever is in his way.

During an interview with Germany’s ORF TV Channel, Mad Dog Marko revealed that he urged his drivers to deliberately contract COVID-19. Mad Dog Marko’s plan was to gather Red Bull’s F1 and junior drivers together in a camp while the season is temporarily shut down due to the coronavirus pandemic. 

They are all strong young men in good health. That way they would be prepared whenever the action starts,” he said.

The Mad Dog added “If there is a racing season with 15 to 18 races, it will be very, very tough. There is no possibility to improve your fitness during the season. So it’s actually ideal to use this time now.”

The variables in committing to such a plan are too numerous to count. One scenario is that a driver could get killed, which is very much a statistical probability. Not to mention that an asymptomatic carrier could spread the virus, possibly infecting others and killing many. Such a plan could in theory spiral out of control and add pressure to an overburdened healthcare system.

Then Mad Dog Marko claimed he had already contracted the virus in February, but couldn’t possibly confirm if he had. Thankfully Red Bull rejected his idea. Nevertheless, Red Bull F1 should terminate his contract with immediate effect.

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