Even we, The Daily Car Blog, have to admit to a sliver of interest in the new Premium Luxury Rubbish BMW 3 Series Touring. It looks smart and we liked Autogefuhl’s review so much that we might even get one as a long termer. But don’t worry, we’re not going to run into the arms of BMW anytime soon, begging for mercy. We’re not going to do massive Jalopnik style, hypocritical U-turn and say BMW is total badass. 

And to be certain we never will again embrace the BMW, and to be certain they never again contact us. Let us once and for all sever any doubt you the reader might have by saying… (AHEM!) furk you BMW corporate, furk you all to hell.

We’re just a small crappy car blog read by the dog, next door neighbors cat and Jeff Bezos… top quality car blog.

Anyway, the new Premium Luxury Rubbish BMW 3 Series Touring is one car we are looking forward to getting behind the wheel of. We just need to start saving… and improving our reputation.