BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe
Is The New BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe Utterly Pointless Or A Masterpiece?
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The new BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe. For once we are being fair and balanced with BMW. We’re not going to say BMW is premium luxury rubbish, nor are we going to say they are unreliable, nor are we going to say you shouldn’t buy one. It’s your money, your lease deal, it’s your life and you can buy whatever car fits into your lifestyle goal. And a budget you don’t have.

Today is fair and balanced day and we will do normal motoring journalism… which means sucking up to BMW. For today is also sucking up to BMW day. Motoring journalists often suck up to BMW because it’s all about retaining access to a highly overrated brand.

(note to self… it’s fair and balanced day)

All respected motoring journalists develop BMW specific “sucking up skills”. Retaining access to BMW corporate is more important than tackling climate change.

BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe

Motoring journalists welcome the onset of global warming because it will provide great weather for an impromptu photoshoot. Usually a mustard field as a backdrop and beautiful shiny BMW in the foreground.

No sucking up to BMW no access. And if you don’t suck up routinely you are considered to be no better than a criminal. And what does BMW get out of this collective sucking up?

Unusually positive reviews. But today is fair and balanced day here at DBC HQ. And today is the new BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe day. It is the four-door version of the 8 Series Coupe.

BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe

The BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe is priced from £63,340. It has such things as optional laser headlights. Optimised aerodynamics. A racing chassis with adaptive M suspension and bespoke tuning.

The top spec M850i is powered by a new 530bhp/750Nm V8. It will cost £97,720 without options. And there are many options available. Should you need them.

We are not a BMW dealsershit, should you want to know more about options please visit your local BMW dealershit.

The BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe is going to be a massive hit. We really do like it. It is the best car we have ever seen. Probably the best car BMW BMW has ever made.

We like BMW.

We want to join the cult of BMW.


BMW 8 Series Gran Coupe
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