You would think, being a British motoring publication/blog, we here at DCB would be trying our very best to glorify the Land Rover. Nope. No way, not ever. For we have seen the promised land and there is no Adonia it’s “Burminams” version of Annie Wilkes, the worst of humanity, who is given permanent refuge and pay for pretending to do a good job.
How do you feel when you stand on the verge of reaching a long-awaited goal? Are you happy, sad, or relieved that the journey is nearly over?
Actually, if you are waiting for the new unreliable as hell Land Rover Defender to break cover you’ll have to wait a little longer, 2020 later.
The new unreliable as hell Land Rover Defender was recently caught testing at the Nurburgring in full camouflage.
There’s not much more to report other than the unreliable as hell Defender will launch in 2020. An intense period of testing will ensure it’s unreliable as hell at launch.
In truth, motoring journalists forgot about the previous generation Defender until Land Rover mentioned that it was to be discontinued. Then a fake romance began.
Motoring journalists couldn’t quite take the news that production of a classic unreliable as hell Land Rover icon was being cast into the scrap heap of time.
Stories were written, memories were made, the tears flowed at the thought of never seeing an unreliable as hell ENGLISH! Defender ever again.
It was proper British it
The 2020 unreliable as hell Land Rover Defender will be proper modern. New proper-platform, proper leaky oil internal combustion engine and mild and full hybrid systems.
Proper British, proper cup of English-British tea sir? Proper British.
Not much else is known about the unreliable as hell, proper-British Land Rover Defender. Other than it will go on sale in 2020.
Such accurate journalism. Award winning. Proper British it is.
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