Al Qaeda Get Their Hands On The VW Arteon

Al Qaeda in the South African Levante has managed to gain a foothold in the country and is rapidly building up a cache of car reviews. The terror group are also currently in Syria trying to defeat the Bashir regime.

That’s exactly what the USA is trying to do. So that means the USA is working with Al Qaeda right? It’s actually true, the USA is also secretly funding ISIS.

However, the terror group is now McDonald-ising and branching out into automotive reviews.

Here, the former practcising quantum presbyterian is reviewing the VW Tiguan.

We are seriously considering the Arteon to be our replacement long termer over the VW Tiguan.

At one point during the review the Al Qaeda suspect says the VW Tiguan is a great car. We so disagree.


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