In our final series of trolling Land Rover, we take yet another look at what real buyers say and experience compared to the carefully crafted and cultivated public image. We haven’t gone out and interviewed people. We’re far too lazy to do that and besides its November and a cold snap has fallen.
We use advanced modern day technology to collate opinions. These opinions are based on metrics and algorithms and advanced algorithms and metrics. This is commonly known as Twitter. This powerful software is advanced modern day technology based on metrics and algorithms and advanced algorithms and metrics. So why do we prefer Twitter over say Instagram? We like the immediacy and spontaneity of Twitter. In addition, Twitter is full of people trolling one another. It is an example of advanced technology being used in a way that was not envisioned by its creators. Thankfully we can hide openly behind the trolls and allow them to target Land Rover whilst we retain our dignity and respectability. That we don’t have. And never will. I’ve owned the first two generations of the Land Rover Discovery and I know how unreliable they and my current Range Rover Sport is. My experience doesn’t correlate with all the fantastic press reviews. The problem is that unreliability follows Land Rover around like the Grim Reaper. Why haven’t they sorted this shit out? I do not know why? So we have used Twitter to troll Land Rover. The people have spoken. Of course, the below Tweets are highly selected. You are not going to get journalistic ethics of fair and balanced views from us when it comes to Land Rover.-
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Unreliable, plagued with faulty mechanics and electrical issues. Better to but German or Japanese, which is such a shame.
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Land Rover UKVerified account @LandRover_UK
Good morning Rich, I am sorry to read you message, should you require any assistance please kindly DM me your vehicle and contact details along with the name of your local approved retailer and the concerns you have experienced. Thanks, Stacie – Land Rover UK
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Every journey in a Range Rover is an adventure- but only because you’re unsure if you’ll make it to your destination as these cars are so unreliable. Avoid these cars!
Michael cooper @MickCooperMJR
Counting down the days until we can get rid of our Evoque without being screwed over for more cash. @LandRover_UK have provided us with the most incompetent, dishonest and frankly arrogant customer service I have ever experienced. Avoid these cars!
@sjcaunce next car???
Emma Wingate@wingers1
Was proud to buy British but finally got rid of my Range Rover Sport.Worst 3 years experience from new ever.Gone back to Mercedes who are in a different league.Taking legal action now.
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I own a Discovery 5 and its been in the garage 4 times due to oil dilution problem even though the car travels on the motorway every week, I have been blamed for driver performance but your car is not fit for purpose. I have owned Discovery 3 & 4s but the 5 is very poor #crap
I want one 
How about spending the mo ey on fault rectifications please- not dog adverts 😉
RIP #Defender.
#RIPLandrover more like #karma
DO NOT BUY ONE OF THESE DEATH TRAPS UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR FAMILY POISONED…GREAT STUFF.
70 years of shafting their customers with sub standard crap at top wack prices 
. The rot has set well in with JLR, right to their Board and beyond to the Board of their owners TATA Motors. Lying scum, the lot of them. @pbbalaji2010 @TataMotors @TataCompanies @LandRover_UK
CassMan @CassMan
New defender breaks cover, loyal customer base happy 
@LandRoverOwner
AD @MadeInTheUK2016
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If they’re anything like the real thing they won’t last 5 minutes
Hope your @landrover_uk discovery sport works better than ours over the next three years and doesn’t end up needing a new power steering pump steering rack boot struts a leaking gearbox faulty windscreen wipers faulty clutch sensor faulty parking sensors
Get bent Land Rover your cars are shit polluting bricks that constantly break down
Jaguar Land Rover do not give a stuff about disability! They just want to look like they care
. Im disabled and rely heavily on my Discovery. They have ripped me off and lie constantly! Even withheld vital information from an Ombudsman investigation to sway decision!
