The Rubbish BMW M3 & M4 is Rubbish, That’s An Undeniable Fact Based on Facts
God damn it BMW, after we gave you and therefore the rubbish BMW M4 a glowing review (with a few backhanded compliments), you gone-don-eet-again. The rubbish BMW M3 and M4 are rubbish. The latter is not us being in any way disrespectful (we are). We are using our journalist hound dog skills to lead us to the truth.
Because… THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
And the truth is the rubbish BMW M3 & M4 is rubbish. It’s statistically proven by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.
OK, so we have manipulated the results to skew the headlines. But this is what all professional journalists do.
All of the much larger and highly respected publications skew (mislead, lie, truth dodge) the headlines. So we are following a well-worn path.
However the difference between us and the larger lying media outlets like the Sun, Daily Mail etc is… We are much smaller.
Therefore we are considered to be untrustworthy. Ironically because we speak the truth. Therefore if you want to succeed in life then just lie your way to the top.
Anyhow, we are diverging from the main story. Rubbish BMW continues to be rubbish. Despite spending hundreds of millions on marketing and PR lies…
However… THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
According to the NHTSA, BMW has made around 2,661 rubbish BMW M3 and M4 models. This includes rubbish coupes, rubbish convertibles and it even extends to the rubbish M4 GTS coupes.
The problem pertains to the driveshaft flange which can fail. The driveshaft is a mechanical component for transmitting torque and rotation.
In other words, the driveshaft transmits the power of the engine to make everything go forward. Or backward. So its an important cog in a very extensive automotive jigsaw puzzle.
The rubbish BMW driveshaft is… rather rubbish.
Naturally, any recall issued in America by a federal government agency responsible for automotive safety is like being sent to a firing squad.
Therefore BMW is compelled to issue a recall of the affected rubbish BMW M3 and M4 models. There have been no reports of any incidents… just yet.
The now unfortunately rubbish BMW M4 we reviewed is one of the all-time great performance coupes of the modern era.
God Damn you BMW can’t you do quality control as your marketing and PR says you do? Ultimate driving machine? Give me a break.