By Peter Fitch, August 13, 2018
The sweet Lord has taken that which is superfluous and taken the wicked down the realm of the dead for the pursuit of the Dodge Hellcat. For the Dodge Hellcat is the manifestation of evil and the owners of such automobiles, they will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out of the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might.
And throw them, the Dodge Hellcat owners, into the blazing furnace, where they will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For you, Hellcat owners, you will all serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire. Then the Lord will say to those Hellcat owners, “Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared the devil and his angels.” To all of you Hellcat owners, to you, our Lord offers no mercy for death and destruction lie open before the Lord – how much more do human hearts! God does not spare Dodge Hellcat owners when they accelerate from 0-62mph in 3.7 seconds, but sends them to hell, putting them in chains of darkness be they held for judgment. Be afraid of those Dodge Hellcat owners who boast about the 707bhp from the 6.2-litre supercharged V8 with a top speed of 200mph, be afraid of the one who can destroy the soul and body. The righteousness of the righteous will be credited to them, and the wickedness of the Dodge Hellcat owner will be charged against them. Burn Hellcat, burn to hell.
